Diana: "Muh-hahahahaha!! We broke into Dawn's xanga site because she has the same password for everything and she gives out her password!! And not only did we break into her xanga, we also changed her password so she can't get into it! Har har har!"
Paige: ""Muh-hahahahaha!!!"Who does that? This is the second time I've used her password to do something like this. Live and learn girlfriend. We're in charge now. So here's the dealio...
Roomies: We'll be in charge of this bad boy xanga site until the following 10 demands are met. We will not waver. We will not budge. We will not be taken lightly. We are a force to be reckoned with. Children cry when we enter the room...and you will too until the following demands, yes we said demands, are met. Muh-hahahahaha!
10. Cook us dinner (something fancy that we can't pronounce--like duck a la orange or wait..your corn casserole will do just fine)
9. Make us each a new mix of music with your mad computer skills
8. Decorate the picture frames you gave us for Christmas
7. Make us "Vote For Pedro" shirts: medium for Paige and small for Di
6. Buy Paige 10 Krowki's (caramel flavor or milk flavor). Buy Diana a stash of Skittles (she'll eat them after Lent but go ahead and get them).
5. Breakfast in bed (Diana would prefer no eggs...Paige will take her eggs sunny-side up). We would really enjoy french toast with freshly squeezed orange juice (or the Tymbark brand will do)
4. Rent a premiere movie at the one and only Beverly Hills Video (yes, for all you xanga freaks, it is called Beverly Hills Video. Jason Priestly works behind the counter and Luke Perry stocks the shelves). Then you have to come over to our house and watch it with us and pop us some popcorn.
3. Write down the top 10 things you like about us and then email it to us and we will post it on the site.
2. Read a book that we pick out and then provide a book report using MLC format. 5 pages, double spaced, 12 point Times New Roman font..with a title page-please bind it at your local ksero.
1. Take us out for Tesco Kebab (you must pick us up in the van provided you don't hit any cars on the way here)
NOW! UNTIL THIS IS DONE....we, the masterminds of all that is truly cool and flippin' awesome, will be updating this xanga site with all sorts of fun, juicy, and downright good tidbits on Dawn. GIRL- you know we got the dirt. You better pay up.
Muh-hahahahahaha!!! | 
